These stories are silly and not meant to take seriously I have no aspirations of being a writer so if it sucks it’s not crushing any dreams.
Characters
Andre -Think of a light skin cuter version of Carlton
Jermaine- A mixed of a Thug and Decent Young black man
Wiz Khalifa – Himself
Wiz is in a dilemma he must have good marks on his homework to pass his final grade but the weed is taking over so he enlists Andre and Jermaine for help.
Wiz – So Andre what do you like to do for fun?
Andre – well unlike yourself I like to read, you know educate myself for the future. Wiz have you ever heard of the future and all the possibilities of it?
Wiz- Huh?
Andre- Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to since you’re always high
Wiz- Hold up I’m never high just free, I don’t worry like you two.
Jermaine – What exactly do I have to worry about?
Andre – Yes enlightened us.
Wiz- Nah I’m saying I just let life happen, you know whatever happens happen for a reason.
Jermaine – What does that have to do with smoking weed?
Wiz- Weed is part of me letting things happen, it cures my worries, your boy Andre needs to take a hit he’s such a tight ass.
Andre – I’m a tight ass because I care about my education unlike you, I saw you during class and I wonder how you even made it to this college
Wiz – I’m smart that’s how I made it: Wiz Laughs:
Andre- Well act like it, you’re an embarrassment 100 % of the time.
Jermaine – Anyway why did you call us here, you know meet you in an alley of all places.
Wiz – I need a favor
Jermaine – What?
Wiz- I need one of you to do my homework.
Andre – You request us to meet you in an alley just for you to say can you do my homework. Well thanks for being a waste in my life. I’m leaving
Wiz- No!!1 I really need you guys to help me if I don’t get it done I might not pass and you two are very smart ..
Andre – And weed less
Wiz- : blank stare: Are you trying to play me?
Jermaine – Wiz drop by my house later tonight me and Andre will tutor you
Andre- What, no I will not, I refuse
Jermaine – Andre Can I speak to you in private, excuse us wiz.
Wiz – Take your time: Wiz prepares to smoke some more:
Andre - : Whispers: Are you insane? Why should we help this drug addict.
Jermaine- Why not? I’m sure he’ll pay us I could use the extra cash you know that fool spends $10k a month on weed I mean you’re rich but I sure can use it.
Andre – Jermaine look at him; Andre and Jermaine stop to look at wiz, wiz looks back and smiles: He’s an idiot...
Jermaine – Just do this for me
Andre – Alright but you tutor him I’ll watch.
Jermaine – Alright wiz come to my house at 7:00 p.m we’ll help you.
Wiz – Aww thanks you my nigga’s
Andre – You my what?
Wiz- You my nigga, my boys: Wiz looks confused:
Jermaine – Wiz don’t mind him see you later.
Wiz- Aight
Later… (LOL)
Knock on the door, Jermaine opens the door
Jermaine - Hey wiz come in
Wiz – Thanks, hey I hope you didn’t mind I brought some weed to help us out.
Andre – Oh Wiz what a surprise you shouldn’t have
Wiz – Ha you know Andre I’m hoping that you smoke with me tonight you should try it.
Andre- No thanks
Wiz- : opens up homework book: Jermaine you smoke?
Jermaine – I have in the past, I’m good though.
Wiz- Well I guess that leaves Andre: stares at Andre:
Andre – Why are you so focus on getting me high, only if you focus on school the same?
Wiz- Dre you need to chill and smoke. Try it.
Andre- It’s Andre and no I will not.
Wiz – Come on man
Jermaine – Wiz let’s just start forget the weed for once.
Wiz- Okay; Laughs and bites on a Doritos chip:
Andre- : Stares at Wiz and Jermaine: Alright I’ll try it.
Dead Silence
Jermaine – You’ll try what?
Andre – The weed. Let me smoke it
Jermaine – What the Fuck.
Wiz- : Jumps up excited: Yes I knew it: Laughs and passes one to Andre” Take your time baby steps.
Jermaine – Andre are you for real right now.
Andre- Yes I am, I’m not a follower but wiz convinced me.
Wiz- This is an honor that I did, I feel like a proud father.
Beyond dead silence, Andre and Jermaine give wiz side eyes, Wiz smiles stupidly.
Andre -: Puffs and Jermaine and wiz stares and waits for Andre‘s reaction.
Jermaine- Andre are you okay?
Andre – That was it?
Wiz- Puff some more
Jermaine- No that’s enough
Wiz- He said that was it he suppose to be saying this some good shit smoke some more.
Jermaine- No!! Wiz that’s enough, you OD I swear.
Wiz- Ha Ha you feeling it dre
Jermaine – Wiz get out: slams wiz homework book:
Wiz- What? I didn’t put it to his mouth and say nigga smoke it.
Jermaine- You pretty much did... Get out.
Wiz- that’s not cool
Andre – Wait he can stay
Wiz- : smiles and sits back down:
Jermaine- This is my house Andre not yours and I want wiz gone, wiz get out.
Wiz- : get’s up from chair:
Andre- No stay
Wiz-: sits down:
Jermaine- Wiz Leave
Wiz: gets up:
Andre- No stay
Wiz - : sits down:
Jermaine- Wiz!! ; Jermaine shouts:
Wiz- : get’s up:
Andre- NO!!! : Andre shouts:
This is getting pathetic.
Wiz- Hold up which one is it do I stay or go?
Andre- Alright go
Wiz- Cool, hey if I offended you Jermaine I’m sorry: Wiz walks to the door:
Wiz- We still cool right?
Jermaine – slams door on wiz
Jermaine- How are you Andre?
Andre- Woof Woof: Andre makes a barking noise:
Jermaine- Andre?
Andre - Grunts and barks like a dog
Jermaine – What the fuck kind of weed he gave you
Andre- Jumps on table and Barks
Jermaine – Uh Oh
Part 2 Coming Jan 2011
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