Sunday, February 27, 2011

On the verge of a Mental Breakdown

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Chris Blonde

Anything to keep his name out there sad.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Trying to get over this cold....

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Friday, February 11, 2011

Lady Gaga Born This Way



It could have been way better I must Say.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Let Me Roll It Part 2

I was suppose to update this story in Jan but I got distracted so here it is

Here's Part 1



Andre- Woof, Woof
Jermaine- This is not good I have to call wiz

Andre Jumps off the table and knocks down a vase.

Jermaine- That’s my mom’s favorite vase... damnit

Andre runs in jermaine’s bedroom, Jemaine calls wiz.

Wiz- Hello?
Jermaine- You have to come down here
Wiz- Who this?
Jermaine- This is jermaine you have to come back to my house right now
Wiz- You kicked me out though
Jermaine – I kicked you back in get over here
Wiz- Aight
BOOM!
Jermaine- What the … Andre

Jermaine walks into his room and finds his TV set crashed on to the floor

Jermaine- WTF, Andre!!!

Andre tears up jermaine’s clothes

Jermaine- That’s it, I’m getting my gun

Jermaine points gun at Andre

Jermaine- You my boy but I don’t play when it comes to my stuff

Andre runs in Jermaine closet, the door bell rings. Jermaine answers the door

Jermaine- Wiz you better fix this
Wiz- Fix what?
Jermaine- Go into my room

Wiz walks in Jermaine’s room and finds Andre barking at him. Wiz turns to Jermaine

Wiz- So your friend likes to pretend he’s a dog
Jermaine- Wiz the weed you gave him change his thinking, he thinks he’s a dog
Wiz- Oh no not my weed I never bark

Jermaine side eyes wiz
Wiz- Look the weed I gave him I never tried it
Jermaine- What?
Wiz- I got it from this scary dude, it’s like some kind of special weed. I guess it causes what happen to Andre
Jermaine- So what now, we contact the scary dude?
Wiz- We do nothing….
Jermaine- No I’m not going to have Andre stay like this
Wiz- I’m sure it will wear off, I have to go.
Jermaine- Hold up nah you staying until we get Andre Cured
Wiz- I can’t do that I got class tomorrow morning
Jermaine- You’re not leaving you did this you fixing it call your boy
Wiz- The scary dude?
Jermaine- Who else nigga

Wiz pulls out cell phone, Andre runs into the bathroom and drinks out the toilet

Wiz- Yeah this wiz I need you to do me a favor I gave some of your weed to a friend of mines and now he’s drinking out the toilet how do you fix that?
Wiz- Oh uh huh
Jermaine- What’s he saying?
Wiz- Uh huh: Nods head: Oh hmm
Jermaine- Well…..
Wiz- I see... Well thanks. Bye
Jermaine- So what he say?
Wiz- He said: Hesitate:
Jermaine- He said what?
Wiz- He can’t do anything

Jermaine chokes Wiz

Wiz- Hey Hey!! I tried no need for violence
Jermaine- I can’t believe this
Wiz- Okay so where I sleep

Jermaine side eyes Wiz, Wiz Blank stare.

Several hours later Andre awakes and finds himself on the bathroom floor

Andre- What? How did I get here, and why does my breath smell like shit??

Andre walks to the kitchen and finds Wiz having a midnight snack

Wiz- Hey you’re back to normal, I knew it would wear off
Andre- Wear off?
Wiz- The weed I gave you, you transformed into a dog barking, drinking out the toilet and everything
Andre – You can’t be serious
Wiz- Oh I am, Jermaine called me back here to help
Andre- And you helped me how?
Wiz- I didn’t: laughs: just had to wait for you to turn human again
Andre- Oh man I feel empty like I just came back to life
Wiz- Well welcome back
Andre- Where did you get that weed from?
Wiz- Some guy I know …why?
Andre – umm no reason

Andre stares at Wiz, Wiz Stares back
Wiz- You want some more?
Andre- well
Wiz-: Laughs: wow you got hooked on the first try I think its best you stay away from it
Andre- What? Now all of a sudden you’re the voice of reason? Introduce me to your weed friend
Wiz- Okay fine

Andre smiles

Andre- Since I’m okay now you are free to go
Wiz- you sure
Andre- Yeah I’m good
Wiz- Okay meet me in the library after your English class then we can talk business
Andre- No we have to talk outside of school grounds meet me in my limo I’ll get my chauffeur to let you know I arrived to school
Wiz- Okay... but Andre I get the feeling that this will not work out well for you
Andre- Are you serious? Wiz not encouraging me to smoke weed?
Wiz- Yeah you’re right: laughs: see you later

Its 7 A.M Jermaine walks into the living room

Jermaine- Andre you’re back to normal: checks Andre face: well you don’t look as high as you was
Andre – Yes I’m fine, I sent wiz on his way I don’t need a babysitter
Jermaine- Andre you was out of control, I definitely think this should be the last time you smoke weed
Andre – Yeah well I gotta go
Jermaine- Why the rush? You don’t have class until 12
Andre- umm yeah but I liked to get a head start
Jermaine- : looks confused: fine see you later
Andre- Yeah I’ll see you later and thanks again
Jermaine- You’re welcome I guess

Andre exits

Back at school Wiz is approach by Andre’s chauffeur

Are you Wiz Khalifa?
Wiz- Yeah that’s me
Walk around the corner a limo is waiting for you

Wiz walks and sees Andre wave from the limo

Andre- Wiz: Andre Whispers: Come here
Wiz- Hey
Andre- Where’s your friend?
Wiz- Oh I have to call him
Andre- Well hurry up

Wiz dials number on his phone

Andre- I have to meet him
Wiz- Okay cool: hangs up:
Andre- So?
Wiz- Drive up the road and you will see five guys near a grey building ask for rodman
Andre- You can’t come with me?
Wiz- No I can’t
Andre Why not?
Wiz- Well this only concerns you and him whatever you guys discuss doesn’t affect me meaning you want to buy weed from him you go to him. I can’t be your connection
Andre- Oh well I guess I better get going, you been a big help.
Wiz- You gonna need serious help messing with this dude: wiz mumbles under his breath:
Andre- What was that?
Wiz- Oh nothing: smiles: Go get your weed he’s waiting

Andre’s limo drives up to the grey building; Andre exits limo and walks up to one of the guys

Andre-Hello
The man is silent
Andre-I would like to see Rodman?

I’m Rodman
Andre: A little surprise by Rodman’s small size: Well I would like a supply of your weed. How much should I pay you?
Rodman- You serious?
Andre- Of course I am how much I pay you?
Rodman- How much you got?
Andre- I’m rich and my family income is in the millions
Rodman: smiles: 100,000
Andre- That’s all? : hands Rodman the money:
Rodman- : gives Andre the weed: Thanks: side eyes Andre:
Andre- Well I’ll be on my way nice doing business with you
Rodman- Not so fast you owe me more money
Andre- How so?
Rodman- You smoke the weed I gave to wiz
Andre- umm...
Rodman- Yeah you did
Andre- Okay I’ll just give you more money
Rodman- You see I took that personal you got my weed for free
Andre- but Wiz offered it to me
Rodman- The smart thing would have been is to decline his offer
Andre: looks nervous: I didn’t know I mean I have money that’s not an issue with me. Look I didn’t mean any disrespect
Rodman- You get me 10 million dollars you off the hook
Andre- What!!
Rodman- I thought money wasn’t an issue
Andre- It’s not but I only carry 2 million now I have to go into my family account and they rarely give me that much. Sorry I won’t pay that for weed you must be crazy

Rodman grabs Andre and shoves him to the building wall

Rodman- You right I am crazy and you better pay me my money if you want to live nigga

Andre becomes silent


Part 3 coming soon.