Rags to Riches – Let Me Roll it

So I got the idea to write fan fiction these days from someone and well it’s snowing here and I am beyond bored so here’s my fan fiction to share. No I mean ghetto fiction (;

These stories are silly and not meant to take seriously I have no aspirations of being a writer so if it sucks it’s not crushing any dreams.


Characters

Andre -Think of a light skin cuter version of Carlton

Jermaine- A mixed of a Thug and Decent Young black man

Wiz Khalifa – Himself

Wiz is in a dilemma he must have good marks on his homework to pass his final grade but the weed is taking over so he enlists Andre and Jermaine for help.


Wiz – So Andre what do you like to do for fun?

Andre – well unlike yourself I like to read, you know educate myself for the future. Wiz have you ever heard of the future and all the possibilities of it?

Wiz- Huh?

Andre- Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to since you’re always high

Wiz- Hold up I’m never high just free, I don’t worry like you two.

Jermaine – What exactly do I have to worry about?

Andre – Yes enlightened us.

Wiz- Nah I’m saying I just let life happen, you know whatever happens happen for a reason.

Jermaine – What does that have to do with smoking weed?

Wiz- Weed is part of me letting things happen, it cures my worries, your boy Andre needs to take a hit he’s such a tight ass.

Andre – I’m a tight ass because I care about my education unlike you, I saw you during class and I wonder how you even made it to this college

Wiz – I’m smart that’s how I made it: Wiz Laughs:

Andre- Well act like it, you’re an embarrassment 100 % of the time.

Jermaine – Anyway why did you call us here, you know meet you in an alley of all places.

Wiz – I need a favor

Jermaine – What?

Wiz- I need one of you to do my homework.

Andre – You request us to meet you in an alley just for you to say can you do my homework. Well thanks for being a waste in my life. I’m leaving

Wiz- No!!1 I really need you guys to help me if I don’t get it done I might not pass and you two are very smart ..


Andre – And weed less

Wiz- : blank stare: Are you trying to play me?


Jermaine – Wiz drop by my house later tonight me and Andre will tutor you

Andre- What, no I will not, I refuse

Jermaine – Andre Can I speak to you in private, excuse us wiz.

Wiz – Take your time: Wiz prepares to smoke some more:

Andre - : Whispers: Are you insane? Why should we help this drug addict.

Jermaine- Why not? I’m sure he’ll pay us I could use the extra cash you know that fool spends $10k a month on weed I mean you’re rich but I sure can use it.

Andre – Jermaine look at him; Andre and Jermaine stop to look at wiz, wiz looks back and smiles: He’s an idiot...

Jermaine – Just do this for me

Andre – Alright but you tutor him I’ll watch.

Jermaine – Alright wiz come to my house at 7:00 p.m we’ll help you.

Wiz – Aww thanks you my nigga’s

Andre – You my what?

Wiz- You my nigga, my boys: Wiz looks confused:

Jermaine – Wiz don’t mind him see you later.

Wiz- Aight

Later… (LOL)

Knock on the door, Jermaine opens the door

Jermaine - Hey wiz come in

Wiz – Thanks, hey I hope you didn’t mind I brought some weed to help us out.

Andre – Oh Wiz what a surprise you shouldn’t have
Wiz – Ha you know Andre I’m hoping that you smoke with me tonight you should try it.

Andre- No thanks

Wiz- : opens up homework book: Jermaine you smoke?

Jermaine – I have in the past, I’m good though.

Wiz- Well I guess that leaves Andre: stares at Andre:

Andre – Why are you so focus on getting me high, only if you focus on school the same?

Wiz- Dre you need to chill and smoke. Try it.

Andre- It’s Andre and no I will not.

Wiz – Come on man

Jermaine – Wiz let’s just start forget the weed for once.

Wiz- Okay; Laughs and bites on a Doritos chip:

Andre- : Stares at Wiz and Jermaine: Alright I’ll try it.

Dead Silence

Jermaine – You’ll try what?

Andre – The weed. Let me smoke it

Jermaine – What the Fuck.

Wiz- : Jumps up excited: Yes I knew it: Laughs and passes one to Andre” Take your time baby steps.

Jermaine – Andre are you for real right now.

Andre- Yes I am, I’m not a follower but wiz convinced me.

Wiz- This is an honor that I did, I feel like a proud father.

Beyond dead silence, Andre and Jermaine give wiz side eyes, Wiz smiles stupidly.

Andre -: Puffs and Jermaine and wiz stares and waits for Andre‘s reaction.

Jermaine- Andre are you okay?

Andre – That was it?

Wiz- Puff some more

Jermaine- No that’s enough

Wiz- He said that was it he suppose to be saying this some good shit smoke some more.

Jermaine- No!! Wiz that’s enough, you OD I swear.

Wiz- Ha Ha you feeling it dre

Jermaine – Wiz get out: slams wiz homework book:

Wiz- What? I didn’t put it to his mouth and say nigga smoke it.

Jermaine- You pretty much did... Get out.

Wiz- that’s not cool

Andre – Wait he can stay

Wiz- : smiles and sits back down:

Jermaine- This is my house Andre not yours and I want wiz gone, wiz get out.

Wiz- : get’s up from chair:

Andre- No stay

Wiz-: sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz Leave

Wiz: gets up:

Andre- No stay

Wiz - : sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz!! ; Jermaine shouts:

Wiz- : get’s up:

Andre- NO!!! : Andre shouts:

This is getting pathetic.

Wiz- Hold up which one is it do I stay or go?

Andre- Alright go

Wiz- Cool, hey if I offended you Jermaine I’m sorry: Wiz walks to the door:

Wiz- We still cool right?

Jermaine – slams door on wiz

Jermaine- How are you Andre?

Andre- Woof Woof: Andre makes a barking noise:

Jermaine- Andre?

Andre - Grunts and barks like a dog

Jermaine – What the fuck kind of weed he gave you

Andre- Jumps on table and Barks

Jermaine – Uh Oh






Part 2 Coming Jan 2011

Senior Citizen Choir takes on Hip-Hop

Get it old people.

Be Happy you're Hired

So of course I have been going to rehab for a couple weeks and most of the time I get a cab to take me there and lately I been coming home on the bus .But  for these two last weeks I'm not ,I'm going to be cabbing it back and forth but there's a cab driver that my mom used alot in the past so I am using him for rehab. He's been taking me back and forth the first two weeks but I got tired of calling him and him not being able to come or just plain don't return his message and also the bus is cheaper so I called a random cab .So the other day I get in the cab and guess who is the driver , he says what happen wednesday. I said umm I want to rehab he said you didn't call me I was waiting. Mind you I haven't used him in a minute so I thought he would have got the message , I said well I been catching the bus .. he said what's your mom number. I look at him with 0_o face and start laughing to myself so he calls my mom and is like what happen I been waiting and you can tell he was getting upset so I continued to laugh and he said to my mom this is a business or some crap. Listen If I call you and you do not answer and say you coming  I am not waiting on you I am getting a random cab or catching the bus. I don't wait for NO ONE you not there I bounce. So when rehab was over I called my mom ( I didn't have the cellphone on me ugh) I used the pay phone and said call him to pick me up before he get a heart attack. So I'm sitting there waiting on a friday and the wind is blowing where is he at. So I called my mom again and It's not like I had mad quarters on me to be using the pay phone like that the hot dog stand man didn't even have change so I call and say he's not here -_- she's like he didn't come yet . I'll call again I say this is crazy if he not here I'm catching a cab . She was like if he not there in 15 minutes leave so 5 -10 minutes he's there. What he does is in between picking me up of course he is getting other customers at the same time which is
Understandable because that is his job and that's why I haven't been using him if you not able to pick me up you think i'm going to wait no I am not. So this week coming if my mom wants to call and remind him to pick me up fine but if he doesn't show up i'm gone. Money must be really tight.

Raz B Goes Off On Marques Houston

Lady Gaga and Yoko Ono - The Sun is Down

Keep the crazy coming .. I love it.

Am I mad at the World?

I went to Best Buy the other day and picked up a few Tupac albums and the Security Guard look in my bag and said Tupac - you mad at the world girl? I'm like o_o lol , what I listen to is a reflection of me ? No I maybe depressed but not mad at the world. This post is pointless but thought I let you know i'm not mad at the world the frown on my face is my actual face so deal with it. Thank You.

Just A Random Mind

Why do I type with only my Left Hand?
Why is Chris Brown still here Go Away Nigga
Fantasia Go kill Yourself .. What have you done that would make feel sad Nothing ..BYE
Why Am I mean and nice at the same time?
Why Do all my favorite artists have a mental illness?
Why Do I blog when no one reads it ?
What would you do if Mcdonalds stop exisiting?

Has Drake and Trey Songz made that sextape yet? Yes I filmed it
How do people on welfare still find ways to buy the latest and most expensive items?
Twitter has been taken over by Minorites Should I delete my account now.

BET kool aid

Things are getting so 0_o worthy I had to make a new tag just for the black community. So sad …more BET kool aid moments coming soon.

It's time for a little Poetry kids

Tick Tock the block is hot (lil wayne voice)... This is a stupid phrase
How ke$ha has a record deal has left me amaze.
These crazy thoughts that run through my head.
Still can’t help me find a job to make some bread.
This blog was a reflection of my thoughts so to speak.
But now as turned into a blog to fulfill your music needs.
I see people write poems on their blogs like this is poetry class.
So here’s a poem to entertain you’re a$$

How Random of me

Don't ask .....

Keri Hilson sit down somewhere

I'm sure everyone has seen this video and this don't bother me because what she singing well it's not on my itunes list but anyway.



Well see I never liked her before this video and I tried I really tried. The songs that she was featured on with timbaland I did enjoy so I said let me give her a chance. When she finally released her album I was like what is this ?? Please someone tell me how is keri hilson a hot artist. I think she needs to stay in the background because as a artist I am just not feeling. Now this post is not to bash her at all this post is to reflect on what we consider talent. Like I said she need to stay in the background and continue writing for people it will do everyone some good if she Considered this. She's also boring I mean at the end of the day I just look at her as a pretty face she doesn't have any star power. When she was Nominated for best new artist at the grammy awards I was like OH REALLY?? First of all I was shocked that anybody heard of her outside of the BET Community.And I was Perplexed that many(the BET Community)was shocked that she didn't win.She is a artist that is the Definition of over hyped. Please try again keri then maybe I will come around.

o_O Myspace Pictures Part 1

SO I visit Myspace frequently BUT I'm not addicted to it like I was in the past ..I do have fanpages but I lost interest in them lol but people still add them so I do log on anyway When people request to be my friend I don't deny them really but lately I have been checking some of these people myspaces (on my fanpage none of them are on my personal) and these people pics are questionable


Lil *B* From The Pack
okay so he is part of a group called the pack i'm not a fan of them though


Maybe some girls like this I don't by the way LOL go to the link if you want to see more lol
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=21104987&albumId=2937429

AquietCRUNKniga™
Okay so this pic really make me give this guy a sideeye all his pics are strange



http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums2&friendID=54319926&view=true

smh now this pic I have no words for -_-


*dead* There is way more pics I find strange but i'll post them another day ....*still laughing at the boy and his butt*