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Let Me Roll It Part 2

I was suppose to update this story in Jan but I got distracted so here it is

Here's Part 1

Andre- Woof, Woof
Jermaine- This is not good I have to call wiz

Andre Jumps off the table and knocks down a vase.

Jermaine- That’s my mom’s favorite vase... damnit

Andre runs in jermaine’s bedroom, Jemaine calls wiz.

Wiz- Hello?
Jermaine- You have to come down here
Wiz- Who this?
Jermaine- This is jermaine you have to come back to my house right now
Wiz- You kicked me out though
Jermaine – I kicked you back in get over here
Wiz- Aight
BOOM!
Jermaine- What the … Andre

Jermaine walks into his room and finds his TV set crashed on to the floor

Jermaine- WTF, Andre!!!

Andre tears up jermaine’s clothes

Jermaine- That’s it, I’m getting my gun

Jermaine points gun at Andre

Jermaine- You my boy but I don’t play when it comes to my stuff

Andre runs in Jermaine closet, the door bell rings. Jermaine answers the door

Jermaine- Wiz you better fix this
Wiz- Fix what?
Jermaine- Go into my room

Wiz walks in Jermaine’s room and finds Andre barking at him. Wiz turns to Jermaine

Wiz- So your friend likes to pretend he’s a dog
Jermaine- Wiz the weed you gave him change his thinking, he thinks he’s a dog
Wiz- Oh no not my weed I never bark

Jermaine side eyes wiz
Wiz- Look the weed I gave him I never tried it
Jermaine- What?
Wiz- I got it from this scary dude, it’s like some kind of special weed. I guess it causes what happen to Andre
Jermaine- So what now, we contact the scary dude?
Wiz- We do nothing….
Jermaine- No I’m not going to have Andre stay like this
Wiz- I’m sure it will wear off, I have to go.
Jermaine- Hold up nah you staying until we get Andre Cured
Wiz- I can’t do that I got class tomorrow morning
Jermaine- You’re not leaving you did this you fixing it call your boy
Wiz- The scary dude?
Jermaine- Who else nigga

Wiz pulls out cell phone, Andre runs into the bathroom and drinks out the toilet

Wiz- Yeah this wiz I need you to do me a favor I gave some of your weed to a friend of mines and now he’s drinking out the toilet how do you fix that?
Wiz- Oh uh huh
Jermaine- What’s he saying?
Wiz- Uh huh: Nods head: Oh hmm
Jermaine- Well…..
Wiz- I see... Well thanks. Bye
Jermaine- So what he say?
Wiz- He said: Hesitate:
Jermaine- He said what?
Wiz- He can’t do anything

Jermaine chokes Wiz

Wiz- Hey Hey!! I tried no need for violence
Jermaine- I can’t believe this
Wiz- Okay so where I sleep

Jermaine side eyes Wiz, Wiz Blank stare.

Several hours later Andre awakes and finds himself on the bathroom floor

Andre- What? How did I get here, and why does my breath smell like shit??

Andre walks to the kitchen and finds Wiz having a midnight snack

Wiz- Hey you’re back to normal, I knew it would wear off
Andre- Wear off?
Wiz- The weed I gave you, you transformed into a dog barking, drinking out the toilet and everything
Andre – You can’t be serious
Wiz- Oh I am, Jermaine called me back here to help
Andre- And you helped me how?
Wiz- I didn’t: laughs: just had to wait for you to turn human again
Andre- Oh man I feel empty like I just came back to life
Wiz- Well welcome back
Andre- Where did you get that weed from?
Wiz- Some guy I know …why?
Andre – umm no reason

Andre stares at Wiz, Wiz Stares back
Wiz- You want some more?
Andre- well
Wiz-: Laughs: wow you got hooked on the first try I think its best you stay away from it
Andre- What? Now all of a sudden you’re the voice of reason? Introduce me to your weed friend
Wiz- Okay fine

Andre smiles

Andre- Since I’m okay now you are free to go
Wiz- you sure
Andre- Yeah I’m good
Wiz- Okay meet me in the library after your English class then we can talk business
Andre- No we have to talk outside of school grounds meet me in my limo I’ll get my chauffeur to let you know I arrived to school
Wiz- Okay... but Andre I get the feeling that this will not work out well for you
Andre- Are you serious? Wiz not encouraging me to smoke weed?
Wiz- Yeah you’re right: laughs: see you later

Its 7 A.M Jermaine walks into the living room

Jermaine- Andre you’re back to normal: checks Andre face: well you don’t look as high as you was
Andre – Yes I’m fine, I sent wiz on his way I don’t need a babysitter
Jermaine- Andre you was out of control, I definitely think this should be the last time you smoke weed
Andre – Yeah well I gotta go
Jermaine- Why the rush? You don’t have class until 12
Andre- umm yeah but I liked to get a head start
Jermaine- : looks confused: fine see you later
Andre- Yeah I’ll see you later and thanks again
Jermaine- You’re welcome I guess

Andre exits

Back at school Wiz is approach by Andre’s chauffeur

Are you Wiz Khalifa?
Wiz- Yeah that’s me
Walk around the corner a limo is waiting for you

Wiz walks and sees Andre wave from the limo

Andre- Wiz: Andre Whispers: Come here
Wiz- Hey
Andre- Where’s your friend?
Wiz- Oh I have to call him
Andre- Well hurry up

Wiz dials number on his phone

Andre- I have to meet him
Wiz- Okay cool: hangs up:
Andre- So?
Wiz- Drive up the road and you will see five guys near a grey building ask for rodman
Andre- You can’t come with me?
Wiz- No I can’t
Andre Why not?
Wiz- Well this only concerns you and him whatever you guys discuss doesn’t affect me meaning you want to buy weed from him you go to him. I can’t be your connection
Andre- Oh well I guess I better get going, you been a big help.
Wiz- You gonna need serious help messing with this dude: wiz mumbles under his breath:
Andre- What was that?
Wiz- Oh nothing: smiles: Go get your weed he’s waiting

Andre’s limo drives up to the grey building; Andre exits limo and walks up to one of the guys

Andre-Hello
The man is silent
Andre-I would like to see Rodman?

I’m Rodman
Andre: A little surprise by Rodman’s small size: Well I would like a supply of your weed. How much should I pay you?
Rodman- You serious?
Andre- Of course I am how much I pay you?
Rodman- How much you got?
Andre- I’m rich and my family income is in the millions
Rodman: smiles: 100,000
Andre- That’s all? : hands Rodman the money:
Rodman- : gives Andre the weed: Thanks: side eyes Andre:
Andre- Well I’ll be on my way nice doing business with you
Rodman- Not so fast you owe me more money
Andre- How so?
Rodman- You smoke the weed I gave to wiz
Andre- umm...
Rodman- Yeah you did
Andre- Okay I’ll just give you more money
Rodman- You see I took that personal you got my weed for free
Andre- but Wiz offered it to me
Rodman- The smart thing would have been is to decline his offer
Andre: looks nervous: I didn’t know I mean I have money that’s not an issue with me. Look I didn’t mean any disrespect
Rodman- You get me 10 million dollars you off the hook
Andre- What!!
Rodman- I thought money wasn’t an issue
Andre- It’s not but I only carry 2 million now I have to go into my family account and they rarely give me that much. Sorry I won’t pay that for weed you must be crazy

Rodman grabs Andre and shoves him to the building wall

Rodman- You right I am crazy and you better pay me my money if you want to live nigga

Andre becomes silent


Part 3 coming soon.

I don’t know if I should be offended or laugh……

Rags to Riches – Let Me Roll it

So I got the idea to write fan fiction these days from someone and well it’s snowing here and I am beyond bored so here’s my fan fiction to share. No I mean ghetto fiction (;

These stories are silly and not meant to take seriously I have no aspirations of being a writer so if it sucks it’s not crushing any dreams.


Characters

Andre -Think of a light skin cuter version of Carlton

Jermaine- A mixed of a Thug and Decent Young black man

Wiz Khalifa – Himself

Wiz is in a dilemma he must have good marks on his homework to pass his final grade but the weed is taking over so he enlists Andre and Jermaine for help.


Wiz – So Andre what do you like to do for fun?

Andre – well unlike yourself I like to read, you know educate myself for the future. Wiz have you ever heard of the future and all the possibilities of it?

Wiz- Huh?

Andre- Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to since you’re always high

Wiz- Hold up I’m never high just free, I don’t worry like you two.

Jermaine – What exactly do I have to worry about?

Andre – Yes enlightened us.

Wiz- Nah I’m saying I just let life happen, you know whatever happens happen for a reason.

Jermaine – What does that have to do with smoking weed?

Wiz- Weed is part of me letting things happen, it cures my worries, your boy Andre needs to take a hit he’s such a tight ass.

Andre – I’m a tight ass because I care about my education unlike you, I saw you during class and I wonder how you even made it to this college

Wiz – I’m smart that’s how I made it: Wiz Laughs:

Andre- Well act like it, you’re an embarrassment 100 % of the time.

Jermaine – Anyway why did you call us here, you know meet you in an alley of all places.

Wiz – I need a favor

Jermaine – What?

Wiz- I need one of you to do my homework.

Andre – You request us to meet you in an alley just for you to say can you do my homework. Well thanks for being a waste in my life. I’m leaving

Wiz- No!!1 I really need you guys to help me if I don’t get it done I might not pass and you two are very smart ..


Andre – And weed less

Wiz- : blank stare: Are you trying to play me?


Jermaine – Wiz drop by my house later tonight me and Andre will tutor you

Andre- What, no I will not, I refuse

Jermaine – Andre Can I speak to you in private, excuse us wiz.

Wiz – Take your time: Wiz prepares to smoke some more:

Andre - : Whispers: Are you insane? Why should we help this drug addict.

Jermaine- Why not? I’m sure he’ll pay us I could use the extra cash you know that fool spends $10k a month on weed I mean you’re rich but I sure can use it.

Andre – Jermaine look at him; Andre and Jermaine stop to look at wiz, wiz looks back and smiles: He’s an idiot...

Jermaine – Just do this for me

Andre – Alright but you tutor him I’ll watch.

Jermaine – Alright wiz come to my house at 7:00 p.m we’ll help you.

Wiz – Aww thanks you my nigga’s

Andre – You my what?

Wiz- You my nigga, my boys: Wiz looks confused:

Jermaine – Wiz don’t mind him see you later.

Wiz- Aight

Later… (LOL)

Knock on the door, Jermaine opens the door

Jermaine - Hey wiz come in

Wiz – Thanks, hey I hope you didn’t mind I brought some weed to help us out.

Andre – Oh Wiz what a surprise you shouldn’t have
Wiz – Ha you know Andre I’m hoping that you smoke with me tonight you should try it.

Andre- No thanks

Wiz- : opens up homework book: Jermaine you smoke?

Jermaine – I have in the past, I’m good though.

Wiz- Well I guess that leaves Andre: stares at Andre:

Andre – Why are you so focus on getting me high, only if you focus on school the same?

Wiz- Dre you need to chill and smoke. Try it.

Andre- It’s Andre and no I will not.

Wiz – Come on man

Jermaine – Wiz let’s just start forget the weed for once.

Wiz- Okay; Laughs and bites on a Doritos chip:

Andre- : Stares at Wiz and Jermaine: Alright I’ll try it.

Dead Silence

Jermaine – You’ll try what?

Andre – The weed. Let me smoke it

Jermaine – What the Fuck.

Wiz- : Jumps up excited: Yes I knew it: Laughs and passes one to Andre” Take your time baby steps.

Jermaine – Andre are you for real right now.

Andre- Yes I am, I’m not a follower but wiz convinced me.

Wiz- This is an honor that I did, I feel like a proud father.

Beyond dead silence, Andre and Jermaine give wiz side eyes, Wiz smiles stupidly.

Andre -: Puffs and Jermaine and wiz stares and waits for Andre‘s reaction.

Jermaine- Andre are you okay?

Andre – That was it?

Wiz- Puff some more

Jermaine- No that’s enough

Wiz- He said that was it he suppose to be saying this some good shit smoke some more.

Jermaine- No!! Wiz that’s enough, you OD I swear.

Wiz- Ha Ha you feeling it dre

Jermaine – Wiz get out: slams wiz homework book:

Wiz- What? I didn’t put it to his mouth and say nigga smoke it.

Jermaine- You pretty much did... Get out.

Wiz- that’s not cool

Andre – Wait he can stay

Wiz- : smiles and sits back down:

Jermaine- This is my house Andre not yours and I want wiz gone, wiz get out.

Wiz- : get’s up from chair:

Andre- No stay

Wiz-: sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz Leave

Wiz: gets up:

Andre- No stay

Wiz - : sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz!! ; Jermaine shouts:

Wiz- : get’s up:

Andre- NO!!! : Andre shouts:

This is getting pathetic.

Wiz- Hold up which one is it do I stay or go?

Andre- Alright go

Wiz- Cool, hey if I offended you Jermaine I’m sorry: Wiz walks to the door:

Wiz- We still cool right?

Jermaine – slams door on wiz

Jermaine- How are you Andre?

Andre- Woof Woof: Andre makes a barking noise:

Jermaine- Andre?

Andre - Grunts and barks like a dog

Jermaine – What the fuck kind of weed he gave you

Andre- Jumps on table and Barks

Jermaine – Uh Oh






Part 2 Coming Jan 2011

Senior Citizen Choir takes on Hip-Hop

Get it old people.

Who's in My Circle?

This is a running joke with a person I talk to online , I have alot of favorite artists so I have to break them up in different sections. Don't take this post seriously just all in good fun.

The Circle – Justin Timberlake , Kanye West , Usher and Lady Gaga who are my top 4 , the others include Eminem who at one point was kicked out (remember those infamous racist tapes) but several Months later I allowed back in. Other Artists include J.Cole, Adam Lambert and Maxwell.

Around The Circle - Being around the circle is just as good as being in my circle, you are a favorite of mines but not quite to the point I would Stan for you or even see you in concert, I don’t Stan for anyone though . The point is I like you enough to consider you in my circle. Artists include Jay- Z, Drake, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Trey Songz, Beyonce, Lil Wayne , Justin Bieber (yep I said it what you going to do about it) and Bruno Mars.

The Waiting List – The waiting list is when a new artist or a artist I haven’t paid attention to in the past gains my attention and I decide if I would like to include them around the circle or officially in my circle. Currently at this time I don’t have any J. Cole was in this section but as move into my circle in the recent months. But Artists like Florence and the machine and Mike Posner has entertained me a little.

You Cool Section- I just made this up on the top of my head, the you cool section is when I like a artist but don’t like their music but like THEM or if you have a song or three I enjoy (I have a three song rule when I like three songs from the artist I check out their album) Nicki Minaj is most likely a good example of this. The girl’s music is not my taste but I like her craziness and will check her out.

I support Circle – This circle consist of artists that I never was mega fans of but a fan or artists that I just like and will support their music. This is almost like the you cool section but not quite , most of the artists are from the past that I enjoyed and feel are still decent . Examples: Ludacris, Fabolous, Dipset (Cam or Juelz)

Was a Fan but Moved on Section – This is artists that I loved but just lost interest but will most likely still check out if new music is involve. Examples: 50 Cent, Bow Wow and Jonas Brothers.

Ignored Circle – For whatever reason I might become annoyed with an artist’s personal life I moved them in this circle. I can separate the artist from the person but when it starts affecting their career and getting on my nerves I don’t deal with them at the moment. T.I. is currently in this circle for reasons that don’t need to be explained. He has gone from being in my circle to kick out to being in my circle again to now in the ignored circle. I still listen to the music but that’s it for the moment. Another example would be Alicia keys but I don’t listen to her at all.

On The Curb – Artists that were once a large part of my circle but they have broken a rule so because of that they can’t get back in. My two rules for being kicked out is 1. A racist remark – I hate racism of any kind either it’s towards African Americans, Caucasian, Latinos whoever you got to go. And my second rule is beating a female that I know of (A lot of these rappers doing things behind close doors) but if it gets out then you have to go as well. Now I only have one girl in my circle so this rule I made just for the men. Since Justin and Usher has been in my circle the longest they can’t get kicked out that’s their privilege I mention earlier that Eminem (who was also in my circle for a long time) was kicked out but I allowed him back in. It can happen if I feel you learned your lesson then I will let you back in but you have to show that you have learn. Chris Brown was a big part of my circle and I kicked him out last year recently I decided to give his music a listen but sadly it is still not the same and will never be. He might have a chance getting into my ignored circle but even that’s not looking good. If he does then T.I. will have a better chance getting back in my circle than him. Chris can never get back in sucks for him. Some things I just won't tolerate.


This Circle is very useful you can use my method if you like for your own personal gain , remember a circle makes the world go round. (=

WHIP YO HAIR GURL

I was in tears on this LOL

Jersey Shore Relay Race on The Wendy Williams Show

Lady Gaga and Yoko Ono - The Sun is Down

Keep the crazy coming .. I love it.

Got Your Back .......

T.I. is there somebody waiting for you back in the pen for you to keep going back? I knew you was going to mess up but this fast smh.*Dead* at the people that thought you changed once a thug always thug T.I. did not change it’s called good P.R people. He preaches how he trying to better himself and he gets people wrap around his finger then does wrong again. This too shall past, isn’t that your favorite saying TIP. I think you failed hard this time because even if you get off you can no longer preach that “I’m a changed Man “nonsense without people side eyeing you real hard. Not going to work this time buddy. And Tiny take the fall? Why should she if they both in it together. I do feel tiny should have some type of punishment though but take the fall NO. When I first heard about this I heard it was tiny being the main culprit and was like really but I wouldn’t be shocked if this was T.I. and then I log on the internet and see it was T.I. too and laughed my behind off. You can not be this stupid, so you got a number one movie and think you can just do whatever now HA. I divorce you two years ago so this is really not an issue to me I let you back in my circle but you messed up again SMH. Not giving you any more chances. And I’ll still keep the fan page I need something to entertain me while my knee heals (;

Side note: And for the people who thought this was a joke PLEASE TMZ be on it. I believed it the first time I’m tired of the black community (especially) making excuses for these artists doing WRONG. Your favorite artists are felons deal with it.

BET Awards 2010

Now I don't watch BET it is RARE for me to watch but I do tune into the BET awards for laughs. Now this BET awards was much better than last year (but that's not saying much) I wanted to post some of my favorite performances but they are not on youtube so I'll just write them.And i'm not going into details BET makes me waste Brain Cells so I can't remember anyway.



Kanye West - I thought he did good even though I felt he could have did more but I was just happy to see my kanye so I didn't care. I am looking forward to his album and him performing on a mountain was very kanye so I was pleased I really don't have much to say about this one.



T.I.- He's one of the few rappers that I can sit through(performance wise) , he brings energy and is a fine man so no complaining here.He was working overtime yesterday ... doing a skit with Queen Latifah and performing with dirty money. I guess he was making up for lost time.



El Debrage - I was *dead* how most of my twitter followers did not know who that man was. How can you be a music lover and not know about DEBARGE , I don't care if he was way before your time he was way before my time too and I know who that is. Youngins please educate yourself on music .. GOOD music at that. Alot of debarge records are sample into alot of hip hop classics so do your homework.



Eminem - Eminem like T.I. is another rapper that put on good performances , I love that a white boy is spitting better than most of the black rappers out. He came out on B.o.B set to the song airplanes , Keyshia Cole messed up airplanes for me who thought her voice sound good on that. Terrible. But em made up for it.



Dirty Money- A favorite of mines? I am shocked myself so say what you want about diddy (I get on him too) but performance wise he is entertaining. His dancing amuses me so much because he be so into it LOL. But as always Diddy makes it about himself having Dawn and that other chick be his background dancers . When will people learn ..diddy is career Suicide.

And The Main Atrraction YES- this even deserves it's own picture CHRIS BROWN.


This was the highlight for me .. So THANK YOU Chris Brown for entertaining me Yesterday (But not the way you think).

Now all in all I am a nice person (really I am) and i'm all about forgiveness but ..... Let's just say that Chris I enjoyed your performance last night and you really are a talented guy I will never deny that .. a reason I became a fan of you in the first place . You can dance your butt off and did a good tribute. But let's get to the crying LOL. CRY CRY and how Convenient you cry on man in the mirror. Your PR team has finally did something right. Now do I feel bad for chris for all his troubles No I don't. Does he deserve a second chance - You know that's not up to me to say . Personally that wasn't a comeback last night that was a flame a start of something because it doesn't matter if Black America forgives Chris it's up to WHITE AMERICA to forgive Chris. BET don't mean NOTHING. When I see chris slowly come back on MTV AWARDS , FUSE , AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS , GRAMMY AWARDS that's when Chris has made a COMEBACK. Is chris welcomed back in my circle? It's too late that spot has been filled by Lady Gaga so I can't let him back in if I really wanted to. At the end of the day if chris puts out a good song I will say that's a good song but he will never get any of my money again. It's the same how I am with alicia keys now I stopped buying her albums too. So chris hopefully you got the message but I won't be helping spread that message . Wish you the best.

It's time for a little Poetry kids

Tick Tock the block is hot (lil wayne voice)... This is a stupid phrase
How ke$ha has a record deal has left me amaze.
These crazy thoughts that run through my head.
Still can’t help me find a job to make some bread.
This blog was a reflection of my thoughts so to speak.
But now as turned into a blog to fulfill your music needs.
I see people write poems on their blogs like this is poetry class.
So here’s a poem to entertain you’re a$$

The Jersey Shore Twilight Spoof

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Youtube is being crappy today

How Random of me

Don't ask .....

In my time Machine

Dinosaurs




Mc hammer



New Kids on the Block


Roseanne (Little Rosey)



Back to the future


Sea Monkeys


Kid N Play


Waynehead


Bobby’s world


Bill & Ted

Single Ladies Skit on SNL

Justin Timberlake & Beyonce - Parodie "Single Ladies" SNL
by Rock_You_Justin

Justin looked a little too comfortable in those heels LOL