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So I got the idea to write fan fiction these days from someone and well it’s snowing here and I am beyond bored so here’s my fan fiction to share. No I mean ghetto fiction (;

These stories are silly and not meant to take seriously I have no aspirations of being a writer so if it sucks it’s not crushing any dreams.


Characters

Andre -Think of a light skin cuter version of Carlton

Jermaine- A mixed of a Thug and Decent Young black man

Wiz Khalifa – Himself

Wiz is in a dilemma he must have good marks on his homework to pass his final grade but the weed is taking over so he enlists Andre and Jermaine for help.


Wiz – So Andre what do you like to do for fun?

Andre – well unlike yourself I like to read, you know educate myself for the future. Wiz have you ever heard of the future and all the possibilities of it?

Wiz- Huh?

Andre- Yeah I wouldn’t expect you to since you’re always high

Wiz- Hold up I’m never high just free, I don’t worry like you two.

Jermaine – What exactly do I have to worry about?

Andre – Yes enlightened us.

Wiz- Nah I’m saying I just let life happen, you know whatever happens happen for a reason.

Jermaine – What does that have to do with smoking weed?

Wiz- Weed is part of me letting things happen, it cures my worries, your boy Andre needs to take a hit he’s such a tight ass.

Andre – I’m a tight ass because I care about my education unlike you, I saw you during class and I wonder how you even made it to this college

Wiz – I’m smart that’s how I made it: Wiz Laughs:

Andre- Well act like it, you’re an embarrassment 100 % of the time.

Jermaine – Anyway why did you call us here, you know meet you in an alley of all places.

Wiz – I need a favor

Jermaine – What?

Wiz- I need one of you to do my homework.

Andre – You request us to meet you in an alley just for you to say can you do my homework. Well thanks for being a waste in my life. I’m leaving

Wiz- No!!1 I really need you guys to help me if I don’t get it done I might not pass and you two are very smart ..


Andre – And weed less

Wiz- : blank stare: Are you trying to play me?


Jermaine – Wiz drop by my house later tonight me and Andre will tutor you

Andre- What, no I will not, I refuse

Jermaine – Andre Can I speak to you in private, excuse us wiz.

Wiz – Take your time: Wiz prepares to smoke some more:

Andre - : Whispers: Are you insane? Why should we help this drug addict.

Jermaine- Why not? I’m sure he’ll pay us I could use the extra cash you know that fool spends $10k a month on weed I mean you’re rich but I sure can use it.

Andre – Jermaine look at him; Andre and Jermaine stop to look at wiz, wiz looks back and smiles: He’s an idiot...

Jermaine – Just do this for me

Andre – Alright but you tutor him I’ll watch.

Jermaine – Alright wiz come to my house at 7:00 p.m we’ll help you.

Wiz – Aww thanks you my nigga’s

Andre – You my what?

Wiz- You my nigga, my boys: Wiz looks confused:

Jermaine – Wiz don’t mind him see you later.

Wiz- Aight

Later… (LOL)

Knock on the door, Jermaine opens the door

Jermaine - Hey wiz come in

Wiz – Thanks, hey I hope you didn’t mind I brought some weed to help us out.

Andre – Oh Wiz what a surprise you shouldn’t have
Wiz – Ha you know Andre I’m hoping that you smoke with me tonight you should try it.

Andre- No thanks

Wiz- : opens up homework book: Jermaine you smoke?

Jermaine – I have in the past, I’m good though.

Wiz- Well I guess that leaves Andre: stares at Andre:

Andre – Why are you so focus on getting me high, only if you focus on school the same?

Wiz- Dre you need to chill and smoke. Try it.

Andre- It’s Andre and no I will not.

Wiz – Come on man

Jermaine – Wiz let’s just start forget the weed for once.

Wiz- Okay; Laughs and bites on a Doritos chip:

Andre- : Stares at Wiz and Jermaine: Alright I’ll try it.

Dead Silence

Jermaine – You’ll try what?

Andre – The weed. Let me smoke it

Jermaine – What the Fuck.

Wiz- : Jumps up excited: Yes I knew it: Laughs and passes one to Andre” Take your time baby steps.

Jermaine – Andre are you for real right now.

Andre- Yes I am, I’m not a follower but wiz convinced me.

Wiz- This is an honor that I did, I feel like a proud father.

Beyond dead silence, Andre and Jermaine give wiz side eyes, Wiz smiles stupidly.

Andre -: Puffs and Jermaine and wiz stares and waits for Andre‘s reaction.

Jermaine- Andre are you okay?

Andre – That was it?

Wiz- Puff some more

Jermaine- No that’s enough

Wiz- He said that was it he suppose to be saying this some good shit smoke some more.

Jermaine- No!! Wiz that’s enough, you OD I swear.

Wiz- Ha Ha you feeling it dre

Jermaine – Wiz get out: slams wiz homework book:

Wiz- What? I didn’t put it to his mouth and say nigga smoke it.

Jermaine- You pretty much did... Get out.

Wiz- that’s not cool

Andre – Wait he can stay

Wiz- : smiles and sits back down:

Jermaine- This is my house Andre not yours and I want wiz gone, wiz get out.

Wiz- : get’s up from chair:

Andre- No stay

Wiz-: sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz Leave

Wiz: gets up:

Andre- No stay

Wiz - : sits down:

Jermaine- Wiz!! ; Jermaine shouts:

Wiz- : get’s up:

Andre- NO!!! : Andre shouts:

This is getting pathetic.

Wiz- Hold up which one is it do I stay or go?

Andre- Alright go

Wiz- Cool, hey if I offended you Jermaine I’m sorry: Wiz walks to the door:

Wiz- We still cool right?

Jermaine – slams door on wiz

Jermaine- How are you Andre?

Andre- Woof Woof: Andre makes a barking noise:

Jermaine- Andre?

Andre - Grunts and barks like a dog

Jermaine – What the fuck kind of weed he gave you

Andre- Jumps on table and Barks

Jermaine – Uh Oh






Part 2 Coming Jan 2011

2011 Hurry Up

This Year has been Hell slowly counting down the days.......

Senior Citizen Choir takes on Hip-Hop

Get it old people.

Just A Random Mind

Why do I type with only my Left Hand?
Why is Chris Brown still here Go Away Nigga
Fantasia Go kill Yourself .. What have you done that would make feel sad Nothing ..BYE
Why Am I mean and nice at the same time?
Why Do all my favorite artists have a mental illness?
Why Do I blog when no one reads it ?
What would you do if Mcdonalds stop exisiting?

Has Drake and Trey Songz made that sextape yet? Yes I filmed it
How do people on welfare still find ways to buy the latest and most expensive items?
Twitter has been taken over by Minorites Should I delete my account now.

A Clean House = A Clean Life

Hoarders Programs help me Re evaluate my life.

Blogger or Livejournal?

Hello .yeah I haven't been posting what else is new lol ..I'm busy but anyway I'm wondering if I should still blog on here or livejournal or just stop blogging in general *thinks*

It's raining .so might as well blog

It's saturday and it's raining so i'm in my house this weekend.Alot has been going on this past week ..the biggest thing we now have a black president ..great ..lets move on.Sorry I can't talk about it for a long time and i'm black .funny right?I mean nothing is going to change ..okay let me stop while i'm ahead.Right now i'm watching a keyshia cole Marathon .i'm just as shocked as you that i'm watching BET. I had no idea the new season of her show is coming on this tuesday.Well I guess I will watch BET for that .Now i'm getting Distracted so I'll drop by later.

P.S-It's hard for me to blog when nothing is going on

Crazy Friday.

Hello.So I didn't not know that the bloods are attacking teenager girls today.This is like a Initiation .STUPID .These gangs has gotten down to a new low with me. I mean you can't be serious? These gangs are nothing but a bunch of cowards if they have to start jumping on girls now.It's bad when they jump random guys but this is really sad. Do they get a prize for this or is this what these niggas considered foreplay. I bet they wouldn't like if I slice blood junior off would they.I'm sorry this really pisses me off and I look like a teenager so I don't have a chance rotfl. Very sad.Anyway lets look at this picture to feel good about ourselves on this sad day


I have no hate towards him just don't have a clue why girls find him attractive Oh is it his body well i'm more of a face girl then body .Funny his mom is my cousin's Principal lol.smh but anyway I hope a blood didn't hunt you down today

Snowing in october????

Yep it ws snowing here in New York ...this weather is strange smh. Anyway I had a good time at the concert (the concert was new kids on the block) for old dudes they did their thing lol. I was going to post this in another entry but I'll post it here

T.I. ft. Rihanna - Live Your Life


Also Bobby Valentino - Beep Beep (Ft. Yung Joc

.....

This week has been so busy for me ,i'm always busy so of course by the time i get home I don't feel like blogging ..but I have to get ready this monday .This monday i'm going to a concert which I will reveal later on but if you been following my blogs(when I do blog)you probably already know what it is .

This week went by fast

It's Friday already It's fast here in new york and when you are busy it's hard to keep up with the days.So I have nothing planned this weekend so that sucks =/.Maybe I'll post something interesting later , it's really hard for me to blog about my life because I like to keep my life private lol but maybe I'll go back to my rants on celebrities ..sounds fun?

My teeth Hurt=/

Okay so yesterday I wasn't on my computer at all ..I went to target yesterday and brought some clothes ,most of the time when I go to target I spend money on Cd's lol but this time I didn't ..so anyway as you can tell I'm back on my computer. Tomorrow I have to go to the dentist ...it's not that bad they are basically going to clean my teeth lol but I have had worse I have had all my wisdom teeth taken out during my past visits so what am I worrying about ..this should be easy smh. I just don't like going period. So anyway I'll blog again this week ..about to go on myspace ..peace

o_O Myspace Pictures Part 1

SO I visit Myspace frequently BUT I'm not addicted to it like I was in the past ..I do have fanpages but I lost interest in them lol but people still add them so I do log on anyway When people request to be my friend I don't deny them really but lately I have been checking some of these people myspaces (on my fanpage none of them are on my personal) and these people pics are questionable


Lil *B* From The Pack
okay so he is part of a group called the pack i'm not a fan of them though


Maybe some girls like this I don't by the way LOL go to the link if you want to see more lol
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=21104987&albumId=2937429

AquietCRUNKniga™
Okay so this pic really make me give this guy a sideeye all his pics are strange



http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums2&friendID=54319926&view=true

smh now this pic I have no words for -_-


*dead* There is way more pics I find strange but i'll post them another day ....*still laughing at the boy and his butt*

No Blogs

Yes I know I have not been posting forgive me for having a life .. and who actually reads this crap I'm not sure who does ......I'll post later

Random PT 1

I'm kind of pissed off right now so ...I'll just post something tomorrow since I will have nothing else better to do than stay in my house ...thanks to the storm =/ I'm going to watch my bootlegged copy of tropic thunder now so bye .

Stares

I just got back not too long ago from getting my hair Braided and everytime I go to this place i'm like a sideshow or something lol.People love to look at my hair ..I guess it's because most of them there are baldheaded so they have to get weaves ....not my fault ...I can feel them looking at me lol ..weird .....well I feel like getting some new albums so the game came out this past tuesday and young jeezy come out this tuesday but the CD store near me sell their albums early so thet have both ..But i'm saving up money to get the new kids on the block new album LOL so i'm going to have to wait till next week I don't have the money for all three at that moment. Yes I know that was very Random lol ..going from my hair Braided to talking about CD'S lol...well anyway next week should be fun all the kids have to go back to school(YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)not me though LOL I'll probably be working this fall ...but I can't wait to laugh at all the kids next week lol. (=

Blog later

It's been a busy week so I'll blog about something tomorrow ...I get my hair bradied tomorrow and I might be blogging late ...the africans take forever lol ...

LOL!!!!OH WOW

I always thought K-CI was the out of control one ..smh ..